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It's Wednesday and you know what that means. It's time for AEW Dynamite, it's still at Daily's Place in Jacksonville, Florida, and our announcers are Jim Ross, Excalibur, and Tony Schiavone.
After our opening theme song and pyro, Joey Janela comes out to get his entrance as we get a recap of KENTA showing up on last week's show. Next out, with his title belt instead of his skateboard, is Darby Allin.
Darby Allin (TNT Champion) vs Joey Janela
They have a collar and elbow tie up into the ropes and then to the corner. They break clean in the corner and Joey shows he's not scared of Darby. They lock up again and Darby is able to take control with a hammerlock. They go into the corner again and this time their break isn't clean as Joey nails Darby with a back elbow. They run the ropes and Darby hits and arm drag, followed by a drop kick. Joey waits on the apron and when Darby comes out, Joey is able to lift him up and drop him face first onto the apron.
Joey hits a tope through the middle rope, tosses Darby into the ring and gets a two count. Joey works over Darby in the corner. Darby is able to reverse the fight and start to attack, but Joey is able to whip Darby into the corner and covers him for a two count. Joey locks on a body scissors and puts his hands in Darby's mouth to hold him in place. Joey goes to the top and hits a double sledge and stands over Darby. Joey climbs to the top, as he gets there, Darby springs up and yanks him down off the top. They battle on the apron and Joey is able to take control.
They go to the corner and Darby is able to escape and hit Joey with a shotgun drop kick. Joey stands on the apron, and Darby grabs his arm to pull him violently into the ropes and follows it up with a tope. Darby tosses him into the ring and covers for a two count. Darby then slaps on an arm bar and Joey makes it to the ropes for a break. Darby goes for a coffin drop off the ropes and Joey catches him, turning it into a suplex. Joey follows up with a trust kick for a cover and a two count.
Darby is able to recover first and grabs Joey's arm and uses it to drop him to the mat. Darby gets in a few shots before Joey is able to hit a clothesline. Joey picks Darby up for a slam and Darby counters into a stunner and covers for a two count. They bridge up, start to go for a backslide but Darby escapes and gets a standing crucifix for a two count on Joey. Jeoy is able to get a pile driver on Darby for a two count.
Darby is placed on the top turnbuckle and he is able to reverse Joey's move to an avalanche Code Red for a two count. Darby drops Joey with a hammerlock slam, and then hits a coffin drop from the second turnbuckle and covers for the three count.
Your winner and still champion, Darby Allin
The announcers go over the The Forbidden Door has been kicked open with KENTA from New Japan Pro Wrestling showing up to attack Jon Moxley at the end of last week's show. The announcers then go over the card for the night.
We then go to Jon Moxley's promo backstage. Mox says that KENTA realizes the time for cheap talk is over and they will be facing each other on 2/26 in a match for the IWGP championship, but tonight is unsanctioned. Tonight is just for fun.
Sammy is on his way to the Inner Circle locker room, and he asked them for a minute with MJF. They leave one at a time and MJF tells Wardlow to leave as well. Sammy tells the cameraman to stay. Sammy says he watched last week and said he knows what MJF is doing. He knows MJF is trying to take over the Inner Circle. MJF says he thought he was just jealous, but now he realizes that he thinks Sammy hates Chris Jericho. He thinks he is upset because he thinks Sammy is trying to take over the Inner Circle.
Sammy sees MJF's phone and thinks MJF is recording him, grabs the phone and tosses it into the wall. He then attacks MJF leaving him lying on the floor in pain.
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We are left to watch commercials, hopefully, not in pain.
And it's time for Cody's Elaborate Entrance. Lee Johnson and Arn Anderson join him as he enters the ring. We see Arn Anderson's son Brock Anderson at ringside and he gets a handshake from Cody. Sadly, Arn does not have his IHOP menu.
Cody and Lee Johnson with Arn Anderson vs Peter Avalon and Cezar Bononi
Cody starts by attacking Avalon, beating him down across the ring and into the corner. He tags in Lee and Avalon is able to hook him into an arm bar and follow it with a headlock. Cezar blind tags in and decks Lee. Avalon tags in again and they keep working over Lee. Lee is able to escape, they run the ropes and Lee hits Avalon with a drop kick. Cezar tags in and the ropes are run again. Lee is lifted up for a power bomb, but is able to drop down, get a jawbreaker on Cezar and tag in Cody.
Cody is able to take him down after three clotheslines. Cezar is able to get up and is able to hit Cody with a backdrop pump handle slam. We go to picture in picture and Cody takes a beating on the small screen.
When the match goes full screen again, Avalon whips Cody into the turnbuckle and hits Lee to knock him off the apron. Avalon tries to leap onto Cody from the ropes, but Cody catches him, hoists him on his shoulders and then drops down, shocking Avalon. Cody,who is selling a hurt shoulder, winces with the attack. Lee is tagged in and is able to clean house and ends the attack with a corkscrew over the top onto Cezar.
Lee comes back in and hits a fisherman's shoulder breaker on Avalon for a two count broken up by Cezar. Cody comes in and is tossed out by Cezar. Cezar tosses Lee high and then helps him slam onto the mat face down. He motions for Avalon to take the pin and he attacks Cody outside the ring. Avalon goes for the double knees but misses and Lee rolls him up for the three count.
Your winners: Cody and Lee Johnson
After the match, Arn is talking with Lee about how he kept his eye on the ball. Dustin and QT Marshall come out and they all go to the stage where Tony is waiting to ask Lee how he feels. Lee says he wishes he had a world of words for him, but after a year of losing, he doesn't. He thanks the Nightmare Family for the coaching.
We go to a pre-tape with Dasha asking the Young Bucks about the battle royal and the Good Brothers come out, and the Bucks say if they would have won, they would have faced them for the title. The Good Brothers say their issue was with the Private Sharty and hype the Impact PPV. They also say the Bucks heat with the Inner Circle. Matt says he wants to defend their titles next week, and they will face Santana and Ortiz for the title.
The Bucks ask to do the 'Too Sweet' in the back not on camera. We go to commercials and 'Too Sweet' ourselves.
When we get back, Dasha is with Hangman Adam Page who asks him about the tag match last week and if we have a tag team in the making. Matt shows up and says that the two of them together are special, and Matt has rented a bar for them to hang out in. Page goes to get his phone and runs into the Dark Order. AWKWARD. He says he's going to the bar with Matt and walks through the group.
Coming to the ring at this time is The Bastard Pac. He is accompanied to the ring by Rey Fenix and his opponent Ryan Nemeth is already in the ring.
Pac vs The Hollywood Hunk Ryan Nemeth
They circle each other to start the match and Pac takes him down with kicks. He then hits Ryan with a snap suplex. Pac follows up with an uppercut in the corner and a shotgun drop kick from the top. Ryan gets in a forearm and Pac just takes him down again with a series of kicks. He tosses Ryan out of the ring and then Pac rolls him back in. Ryan is able to get a drop kick and a DDT when Pac comes in the ring.
Pac rolls to the outside and Ryan follows to get a kick to the midsection and a beat down from Pac outside the ring. They work back into the ring and Pac stomps him down in the corner. Pac goes to the top, hits the black arrow and locks Ryna in the brutalizer until Ryan taps.
Your winner: Pac
We then get a recap of the wedding from last week. Miro says that while Charles betrayed him, it's all Orange Cassidy's fault and he will put them all in the hospital.
We then get Chuck and Orange drinking the campaign they heisted after the wedding.
Backstage with the Inner Circle is Dasha, and it's not two seconds before Santana and Ortiz tell Jericho that MJF has been attacked and MJF comes out to say that Sammy sucker punched him. Jericho says they have a match to worry about and their music hits.
MJF and Jericho come to the ring so it's time to sign along with Jericho. The Acclaimed are out next and Max Caster mocks them on the mic. As the bell rings, we get an insert promo from MJF and Jericho cutting down the Acclaimed.
MJF and Jericho vs The Acclaimed
We start with MJF and Max in the ring, and as MJF's ribs are taped up, he rolls out of the ring. Jericho tags in and Max starts the beat down on Jericho. They run the ropes and when Jericho is tossed to the corner, Bowens tags in and then hits a series of attacks with quick tags. Bowens covers Jericho for a two count.
Jericho takes a series of blows, is tossed into the ropes, holds on and tags in MJF, who is holding his ribs. MJF is slammed onto the mat and is covered for a two count. Max is tagged in and MJF works them into the MJF's corner. Jericho is tagged in after they rake the eyes. They work over Max in the corner. MJF is tagged in and they hit Max with a double flap jack. We go picture in picture as MJF keeps control on Max.
When the action moves to the big screen, Max is able to get out of an abdominal stretch and he and MJF struggle to get to their corners. MJF is first but Max is able to tag out before Jericho stops him. Bowens is able to clean house ending by lifting MJF onto his shoulders and half spinning with a slam of MJF to the mat. Ortiz gets on the apron and Bowens drops him with a punch. Jericho is able to hit Bowens in the throat and goes for the Lionsault, but Max hits him with the Boom Box, allowing Bowens to cover for a two count.
Bowens hits a body slam and the Acclaimed go for the Claim to Fame by tagging in Max. Bowens goes for a leap onto the Inner Circle on the other side of the ring and they move out of the way. Max is pushed off the top by Jake Hager and Jericho is able to hit the Judas Effect and cover for the three count.
Your winners: MJF and Chris Jericho
As the Inner Circle are celebrating, Sammy Guevara comes out to his own music and with a mic. Jericho asks him what his issue is. Sammy says he told them that if one more thing happened with MJF, he was done, so he is telling Jericho that he's done. Jericho asks what he means. Sammy says he quits the Inner Circle. He walks out and Jericho is shocked in the ring.
We get more commercials, who will never quit you.
We see Sammy leaving the arena and Alex Marvez asks him why, and Sammy says he needs time away from this place.
We then go to the bar with Matt Hardy and Adam Page at the bar set they have been using and they are toasting each other. Matt says he's having a great time and he thinks Page is the number one person in the industry, he pulls out a contract for Page where Page would give him 30%. Page says he thinks he's right, asks for a page and Matt whispers to the camera that he wanted it on record. Matt signs the contract as well as Page and Matt says Page will be a billionaire and leaves.
Back in the arena, Tony is on the entryway to talk to THE MAN CALLED STING! Tennis inplay betting strategy games.
Tony asks what is on his mind and Taz interrupts. He says they are going on a road trip and they have a special passenger in a body bag. Team Taz zips him up and drabs him behind their truck. Sting saunters to the back as we go to commercial.
We then go to a pre-tape with Alex Marvez talking to Kenny Omega at the golf course. Kenny says no talking while he's golfing. Kenny hits it out of a sand trap and asks Alex what is going on for the match tonight. Shouldn't he be prepping? Kenny says he is already the best of all time, he doesn't need to study his opponents. So, he's out in nature to clear his mind. Kenny hits the ball into the hole and leaves Alex stranded with the ball Kenny used.
Coming to the ring back at the arena is Leyla Hirsch. She is followed by Thunder Rosa who has an insert where she talks about how she will win the tournament, get her NWA title back from Serena Deeb and get revenge on Big Nose Britt Baker.
Women's Tournament: Leyla Hirsch vs. Thunder Rosa
The match starts with mat wrestling and trading holds. They lock up with the greco roman knuckle lock and Hirsch is able to toss Rosa. They work back to their feet and Rosa takes Hirsch down by the ropes, and they rope break clean. They trade tosses and Rosa is able to hit a senton on Hirsch and covers for a two count. Hirsch is able to tie up Rosa, and they work up to their feet with wrist locks.
They work to the ropes and Hirsch is able to climb the ropes and toss Rosa out of the ring with a Hurricanrana. Hirsch hits Rosa with a Topi onto the outside of the ring, they return to the ring and Rosa is able to take Hirsch down, and Hirsch locks on an arm bar.
They break and Rosa hangs Hirsch on the ropes and drops her as we go to picture in picture. Rosa maintains control on the small screen.
When we go back to full screen, Hirsch is able to start kicking and attacking Rosa arm, picking her up for the stalled vertical suplex, but Rosa is able to shift her body to drop onto Hirsch and covers for a two count. Hirsch goes to a corner and Rosa is able to run in for a series of attacks. The last one is a stun gun drop kick and drags Hirsch out of the corner to cover for a two count. Hirsch is able to hit Rosa with a pair of suplexes and Rosa is able to fight out of a waistlock. Hot las vegas slots. Hirsch hits a cross body from the second rope and covers for a two count.
Hirsch goes to the top and tries a moonsault, but Rosa gets her knees up and covers for a two count. Hirsch recovers and hits a pair of knee strikes. She drags Rosa to the corner, goes quickly to the top for a moonsault. and Rosa dodges it. Rosa covers for two. Rosa tries for the fire thunder driver, but Hirsch is able to grab her for the cross arm breaker. Rosa moves Hirsch to a pin and gets a two count.
Rosa picks up Hirsch and slams her down and then hits the fire thunder driver and covers for the three count.
Your winner and moving on the in the tournament: Thunder Rosa
We got the matches for the rest of the tournament.
We then get a pre-tape of Tony sitting down with Jungle Boy, and Tony lets us know that Marko has been freed and Jungle Boy has asked for time to address them. Jungle Boy says he has never been in a fight like that. He fought and came out on top a different man. He says he didn't want FTR suspended, and when they face each other again, Jungle Boy will make him his bitch.
We get a rundown of next week's card.
It's now time for the Main Event and KENTA is out first. Is there a reason his name is all caps? Let me know. He has a briefcase for a match for Moxley's IWGA championship and we know how much Dave Shearer likes briefcases. And then, Kenny Omega's over the top entrance as he comes to the ring with Don Callis
We go to commercials.
When we get back, Lance Archer comes to the ring with Jake Roberts. Don Callis is on commentary when we come back. Then, finally, it's time for Jon Moxley to come in from the parking lot.
He has the IWGP US Championship belt for the first time on Dynamite.
AEW Champion Kenny Omega & KENTA vs. Jon Moxley & Lance Archer. Falls Count Anywhere, No DQ
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KENTA hits Mox with the briefcase in the back of the head and Archer attacks Omega
KENTA attacks Archer with the briefcase as well
Kenny takes down Archer with the Kitara crusher
Omega and KENTA argue about attacking Mox
They then team up to attack Mox, beating him down until Archer is able to take Omega down with a shoulder block. Mox then takes KENTA down with a clothesline
Mox and Archer run cross corners into KENTA and Omega in the corners.
Omega is dropped to the outside by Mox
KENTA and Mox go face to face and then trade blows in the middle of the ring.
KENTA tries for GTS, Mox escapes and tries for the paradigm shift, and Omega enters and ends that by bashing Mox in the head with a trash can.
Omega puts the trash can on the ring post
Omega hits the 'You Can't Escape' combo on Mox, using the trash can on the moonsault.
Omega puts Mox in the corner and holds the trash can for KENTA to leap into it
Omega covers for a two count.
Archer comes in with a ladder and runs into Omega and KENTA
Mox and KENTA go to the outside
Archer suplexes Omega onto the ladder, set up in the corner as we go picture in picture
All four men brawl outside the ring on the small screen
When the match goes full screen Archer is attacked by KENTA from behind. Peter Avalon gets yelled at by KENTA and as he begs off KENTA hits him with a GTS
Archer knocks down KENTA and then tosses Omega into a bunch of chairs covered with a tarp.
Archer covers Omega for a two count.
Mox attacks KENTA and covers for a two count.
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Mox and KENTA battle up the steps through the seats.
Archer follows and Omega slowly recovers and follows.
Mox and KENTA fight in the kitchen and KENTA covers Mox for a two count after slamming him into a Pepsi machine.
Mox goes for a paradigm shift on a stainless steel table
KENTA escapes, they struggle and KENTA hits a DDT and locks in a crossface.
Archer breaks it up and everyone is getting potatoed.
No, not that, there was a box of potatoes that got tossed in.
Mox beats on Omega with a potato.
Omega and Mox are in the parking lot and they come back to the ring.
Mox is in control, wailing on Omega and then goes after him with a Kendo stick.
Omega rolls into the ring and Mox follows and keeps up the Kendo stick attacks
Mox leaps off the middle turnbuckle into a V Trigger for Omega
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They battle outside the ring, as KENTA and Archer come up the entry ramp to the stage.
Archer sets up KENTA to power bomb him through the announce table, but KENTA fights free
KENTA leaps off the stage and hits a double stomp onto Mox who was on a table outside outside the ring
The Table Does Not Break!!!!
Archer and Omega are the only men standing and they go to the ring
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Omega grabs the Kendo stick and when he swings it at Archer, Archer grabs it and break it in half.
Archer choke slams Omega and tosses the ladder out of the ring
Archer covers for a two count
The Good Brothers show up and Archer takes them out.
KENTA attacks Archer to no effect and and taken out by Archer's big boot
Anderson hits the Gun Stun on Archer
Jake grabs Anderson and takes him down with a short arm clothesline
Gallows takes out Jake with a strike
Gallows waits for Jake to get up and Omega stands in the ring and motions he will take out Jake with a V Trigger
Mox interrupts with a barbed wire bat cleaning house
KENTA surprises Mox and hits a GTS.
Mox rolls out of the ring and Archer runs in to attack KENTA
Archer grabs Omega and KENTA and they attack with low blows
The Good Brothers hit the magic killer on Archer and Omega follows with a V Trigger
Omega tries to get Archer up for the One Winged Angel and the Good Brothers assist
Omega covers Archer for the three count
Your winners: Kenny Omega and KENTA
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That's it, we're out of time!
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